Sit Close to the Safari Guide

We all know how great the Jungle Cruise is!  The safari guide is a live Disney "Cast Member" who tells the best Dad jokes on the planet!  The problem is the noise from the boat motor-I think they are the same motors from when the attraction opened in 1955.  It would pay to sit near the guy driving the boat so you don't miss a single pun!



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