If you go back through this blog far enough you might find that I'm on record as saying the tree house is dumb. It's a plain, old walkthrough. No ride, no thrills, and you have to climb up stairs. With a day that is jammed full of walking I've always thought it ridiculous to do even more walking! Leave it to Chat GPT to sensationalize it to the max!
Tarzan’s Treehouse (formerly the Swiss Family Treehouse) at Disneyland is one of those attractions that makes you feel like you’re about to embark on an epic jungle adventure—until you realize you’re basically just going for a really scenic hike. Located in Adventureland, this towering structure invites you to climb its winding staircases, cross swaying rope bridges, and explore a series of rooms nestled high up in the treetops. It’s the perfect combination of nostalgia, cardio, and a great view. If you're in the mood for a leisurely exploration that’ll also remind you of your stair-climbing limits, this is the attraction for you!
The treehouse is themed after Disney’s 1999 Tarzan film, and as soon as you set foot on the first wooden step, you’re whisked away into the lush, wild world of the jungle. The “tree” itself is an Imagineering marvel—a massive, man-made wonder designed to look like the kind of place where Tarzan and Jane would host all their jungle soirées. The rope bridges sway ever so slightly, giving you that authentic “I’m definitely in the jungle” feel, even though you’re, you know, in Anaheim.
As you climb higher, you pass through different scenes from Tarzan, complete with animatronics and props that tell the story of how a baby survived a shipwreck, was raised by apes, and grew up to be the jungle’s most buff vine-swinger. You’ll see everything from the baby crib woven out of vines to Tarzan’s childhood room, filled with makeshift jungle gadgets and knick-knacks. There’s even a sweet tribute to the film’s iconic “You’ll Be in My Heart” moment—because who doesn’t love a little Disney heartstring-tugging while scaling a tree?
And let’s be honest, while the scenes are charming, the real attraction here is the view. From the top of the treehouse, you’re treated to a stunning panorama of Adventureland and beyond. It’s one of the best spots in the park to pause and soak in the Disneyland atmosphere—assuming you’ve caught your breath from the climb, of course. You’ll get a bird’s-eye view of the jungle foliage, the distant peaks of the Matterhorn, and maybe even a glimpse of the boats floating by on the Jungle Cruise. Just don’t lean too far over the railing while taking that selfie!
One thing about the treehouse: it’s a self-guided adventure, so you can take your time or speed through it like Tarzan swinging on a vine, depending on how eager you are to conquer the stairs. There’s no rush—except maybe from the people behind you. But hey, in the jungle, everyone moves at their own pace.
It’s also a great spot for kids to burn off some energy while imagining they’re jungle explorers. For adults, it’s a mix of mild nostalgia and the realization that, yes, Disney even made stair climbing fun.
Tarzan’s Treehouse is a throwback to a simpler time when all you needed for a great Disney adventure was a big tree and a good story. It’s not the most thrilling attraction in the park (unless you count trying not to trip over your own feet while climbing), but it’s full of charm, whimsy, and some pretty impressive Imagineering.
So, if you’re ready to channel your inner jungle explorer and take a stroll through the treetops, climb on up. Tarzan’s Treehouse is a reminder that sometimes the best adventures are the ones that make you stop and take in the view. Plus, after all those stairs, you’ll have definitely earned that churro waiting for you at the bottom.
Speaking of churros:
And a kebab from Bengal BBQ, for good measure:
The long story continues:
Smugglers Run: A Galactic Family Adventure
Ready for Smugglers Run
Finally, with everyone out of the bathrooms and
Stormtrooper-free, the families regrouped and prepared for their next big
adventure: piloting the Millennium Falcon on Smugglers Run.
"Alright, let’s get to the Falcon," Steve said,
taking charge again. "And this time, let’s try to avoid any more run-ins
with the First Order!"
"And no more Blue Milk," Kevin added, shaking his
head.
"Definitely no more Blue Milk," Julene agreed with
a laugh. "But hey, we’re in Disneyland. Anything can happen!"
With that, they made their way to the massive Millennium
Falcon, ready to take on the galaxy and create even more unforgettable—and
hopefully less questionable—memories.
Easter Egg Hunt in the Line
After their encounter with the First Order, the families
excitedly made their way to the Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run ride. The
sight of the full-scale Falcon parked in the docking bay had the kids and
adults alike awestruck.
"This is incredible," said Parkar, his eyes wide.
"It looks just like the movies!"
As they entered the queue, the kids started pointing out
hidden details—like true Star Wars fans on a mission. Gage noticed a set of
blaster marks on the wall.
"Look! Blaster damage! Maybe Han Solo shot first!"
he exclaimed, making the others chuckle.
"Hey, check this out," said Trevor, pointing to a
container labeled with Aurebesh writing. "I think that says ‘Wookiee hair
gel.’"
"Perfect for keeping that Chewbacca fur in line,"
Zac joked.
"Whoa, did you see that box?" Reagan said, tapping
Lincoln’s shoulder. "That’s the one Hondo tried to smuggle with Porgs in
it!"
The kids were having a blast finding all the little Easter
eggs scattered throughout the line, and even the adults were getting into it.
"I bet this place has more secrets than we’ll ever
find," Scot said, looking around. "But half the fun is trying."
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